Ever since JTT stole our hearts in the 90's we've been trying to steal his soul.
Finally, after cornering him in the back alley of Carls Junior we did. When sucking his soul we were able to separate it into 33 distinct pieces (dude's got a lot of soul!).
If you order you'll receive a jar with a 33rd piece of Jonathan's soul. If you open it his soul will be released and you will not be able to get a refund.