Do you use child labor?


Are your shirts gluten free?

Of course.

Is this actually the soul of Jonathan Taylor Thomas?


Come on, is it really?


So is it just a potato?

First of all, nothing is just a potato. Potatoes are nature’s treasure. But yes, it's just a potato.

Have you seen my son Billy?

We haven’t, but we’ll keep an eye out.

Are the shirts high quality?

Not really.

Why is everything so expensive?

Because we’re greedy.

Why are you selling one shoe?

Because we lost the other one.